Dude…

As if the past thirty days haven’t been enough of a roller-coaster.

First, the meltdown over at HarsH ReaLiTy, which got worse, and everyone knows what happened by now, yada-darcy-yada, so I won’t elaborate.

Then there was the one-year anniversary of the implosion of Le Clown, something absolutely no one wants to talk about, due to sensitive subject matter.  (Speak or don’t speak, I was still in shock; I received no word, and googled it mid-2014.)

Then #Snowmageddon2015.  I’ll just let this image speak for itself.

(Image source: twitter)

Then it was confirmed that Bruce Jenner is actually, voluntarily turning into a woman!

(Image source: Access Hollywood/Yahoo!)

And who can forget the Grammys, that is if you watched or read about it.  Kanye the narc stole the stage again.

(CBS television; image source: twitter)

To make matters even more mind-boggling-yet-shamefully-predictable, I seriously did not know Katy Perry’s I Kissed A Girl was actually written by a middle-aged man until Fish Of Gold presented a Perry-Martin hybrid.

Yesterday, OM’s concern of the decline of male-to-female ratio in the blogging community became my own as I saw only women engaging in my most recent posts.  That’s right: zero males.  As if I didn’t already come off as a creep on WP, the fact that I am only talking to women, here I should yell, “hey dudes, where the hell are you?!”

That was met with the reveal that Helena Hann-Basquiat is actually… You know what, I’m tired of all this.  Go check it out yourself.