New Gravatar!!!

This potentially annoying post brought to you by iSuck…


iSuck. For people who don’t know what they’re buying into.

Yeah, so here I’m gloating on about my new Gravatar. Because I’m like, soooooimmature insecure about my own mug. So now I can just go out there and click away at the Like button for things I’ve enjoyed now and not have to worry about that old Inkscape Portable-made image appearing first in the list. I knew the WordPress guys wouldn’t hear me complaining about the ordering of the listing on many/most/all themes which helps narcissists all around. So this was a plus!!!! 🙂 😉 😦

And what’s the deal with the Like Loading… It’s like, loading? I’m so, like, loading on you, man. Like, whatevs.

Anyways, I can tell you that I in no way set the image up. It was a brilliant idea from an already occurring…occurrence. I actually set up a sheet of lined paper for a mouse pad. It’s an optical mouse, after all. And it’s the second sheet, as the other got ruined. It’s kind of poetic in a way, that I actually use the keyboard far, far more than the pen when it comes to writing. Most of the time I don’t even touch the pen. …Wait, if it’s the keyboard, and not the mouse that…oh, I guess it isn’t poetic adderall after all. I might have had something if the keyboard was sitting on top of the paper, not the mouse. Never mind.

Okay…ready, set… Now, I’m off to Click Away!!…

—Oh no. My data plan is running out. I guess I can’t read much right now. Ah, what’s the use of something new if I can’t even use it! Oh, irony. Bittersweet irony. And in no way hipster irony.

I guess I should just trudge off to the TV and turn on Hallmark again. Wish me luck!
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